The Dorkous Files

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anjakeister:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

::APPLAUSE::

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sixpenceee:

Highly requested post. Once again I post these because it’s just a thrill to READ abut them even. 
I have received various messages from people who actually tried some of these games and got back horrifying, emotionally and physically scarring results. 
You have been warned over and over again not to try it. 
hide and seek: playing cat and mouse with a possessed doll
fortune: asking spirits for your entire future
things you never want to do: a collection of dare-devil activities
midnight man: summoning a demon
how to actually contact blood mary: self-explanatory
living doll: inducing a spirit to possess a doll
concentrate: a game to figure out how you will die 
kokkuri-san: summon a spirit to ask about the future 
three kings: access to another dimension 
shoe box telephone: communication with the dead
elevator game: access to another world you may or may not get out of 
bath game: summoning a ghost that will follow you around all day
cat scratch: to summon a spirit that leave claw marks on your back
sandman game: persons body feels much heavier
baby blue: to summon an evil baby spirit
light as a feather: make person’s body light enough to lift up with fingers

sixpenceee:

Highly requested post. Once again I post these because it’s just a thrill to READ abut them even. 

I have received various messages from people who actually tried some of these games and got back horrifying, emotionally and physically scarring results. 

You have been warned over and over again not to try it. 

hide and seek: playing cat and mouse with a possessed doll

fortune: asking spirits for your entire future

things you never want to do: a collection of dare-devil activities

midnight man: summoning a demon

how to actually contact blood mary: self-explanatory

living doll: inducing a spirit to possess a doll

concentrate: a game to figure out how you will die 

kokkuri-san: summon a spirit to ask about the future 

three kings: access to another dimension 

shoe box telephone: communication with the dead

elevator game: access to another world you may or may not get out of 

bath game: summoning a ghost that will follow you around all day

cat scratch: to summon a spirit that leave claw marks on your back

sandman game: persons body feels much heavier

baby blue: to summon an evil baby spirit

light as a feather: make person’s body light enough to lift up with fingers

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