The Dorkous Files

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strixus:

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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This is basicly my life. 

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anjakeister:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

::APPLAUSE::

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